Monthly Archives: June 2017

DIY Bridal Shower Card and Gift

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Friends were throwing a surprise bridal shower for Amy, and the hostesses asked for gifts of cash to help Amy and Fiance on their honeymoon. Of course, cash slipped into a commercial card wasn’t good enough for me. Crapsmanship to the rescue!

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Corn and Fettuccini Salad

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Last week, I had several friends over for a Crafts & Cocktails day. We made mixed media art, drank some mango mimosas, and ate this easy lunch salad. Dan the Man and I have had the recipe forever; it first came out of the Houston Cronicle. It’s yummy, and it makes a perfect lunch with a side of salad (fruit salad, this particular day, but green salad would work well, too).

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I first put on a big pot of water to boil for one pound of fettuccini.  While the water was coming up to temperature, I added one cup of frozen corn, uncooked, to a big bowl.

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In a smaller bowl, I combined one cup of mayonnaise (Hellman’s, of course), 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese, 1 teaspoon garlic powder, 1 teaspoon Kosher salt, and 2 teaspoons cracked black pepper.

Once the fettuccini had cooked according to package directions, I drained it and drenched it in cold water to stop the cooking.

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I dumped the pasta into the big bowl with the corn, and then mixed the mayonnaise goop into the pasta.

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I then put the delicious yumminess into a serving bowl, added a sprinkling of black pepper for garnish, and chilled it for several hours before serving.

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Try it.  It’ll be a new family favorite, I promise.  And you’ll like the simple ingredients and assembly process!

CORN AND FETTUCCINI SALAD

1 pound fettuccini

1 c. frozen corn

1 c. mayonnaise

1/2 c. grated Parmesan cheese

1 tsp. garlic powder

1 tsp. Kosher salt

2 tsp. cracked black pepper

Cook fettuccini according to package directions.  While pasta is cooking, add corn to large bowl.  In a small bowl, combine mayonnaise, cheese, garlic powder, salt, and pepper.  Drain the pasta and run cold water over it.  Put fettuccini in the large bowl with the corn.  Combine the mixtures and mix well.  Refrigerate for a couple of hours before serving.

Beef Tips Recipe — with easier directions!

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Beef Tips

Nearly two years ago, I blogged about an easy recipe for beef tips (https://crapsmanship.com/2015/07/22/our-favorite-beef-tips/).  It’s one of Dan the Man’s favorite meals, but though it’s easy, it involves a few steps that annoy me so much, I don’t like to cook it. The last time I made it, though, I was able to simplify the bothersome steps into a technique that appeals to my lazy side. Read the rest of this entry

Failed Butterfly Bowl

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Dan the Man and I recently took a week long trip to Key West to celebrate our 30th anniversary. (I love you, honey!).  We were there during their annual Singer/Songwriter Festival.  We enjoyed the good music, cold drinks, and the six-toed cats.  We learned a little about American history at Truman’s Little White House and Ernest Hemingway’s house. One of my favorite activities was spending an hour or so in the Key West Butterfly and Nature Conservancy.  Birds, butterflies, and lush foliage abounded, and I stayed busy oohing and aahing as I snapped pictures.  I was especially taken with the fruit feeders placed throughout the Conservancy:

Just some sliced fruit and sugar water.  Easy to do, and I’d love to have a bowl of butterflies in my garden.  So once I was back home, I grabbed a spare bowl, poured in a little sugar water, sliced some oranges, and added some flat-bottomed marbles to give places for the butterflies to perch.


I caught snails.  I trapped ants.  But no butterfly was interested.  Even butterflies don’t appreciate my crapsmanship!